Tuesday, January 5, 2010

in case you can't already tell,

i'm bored. i'm in brisbane and i'm bored to death.

lotty has hassled me for a while to be mentioned on this blog (like anyone reads it). at his request, names have been changed.
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daniel says:
http://www.membersequity.com.au/personal/savings_accounts/first_home_saver.html
mikeh says:
interesting
fees?
daniel says:
not 100% sire
sure*
but 23% interest does attract me
mikeh says:
it says no account keeping fees
daniel says:
yeah
but 23% interest
is nuts
mikeh says:
haha
that curry mind of yours is ticking like big ben
daniel says:
you put in 5k you walk out with 5.850
definately
i have some news
firstly
read this
its short
http://www.seek.com.au/job/casual-b-marketing-b-work-on-campus-vic-university-students/melbourne/16342925/69/1/
haydon?
mikeh says:
looks good
you're impatient
daniel says:
yeah
so i just called the number today
turned into a 10 minute phone interview
i was successful and passed
so now they will send me some email application
later today
of which if i pass then i will get a face to face interview
mikeh says:
you are using today loosely
daniel says:
it seems like a perfect opportunity seeing that i will major in marketing
well she said yesterday
that tomorow you will receive an email
mikeh says:
obviously not going to major in "the use of today in conversation"
daniel says:
lol
oh michael
i hope i can get through
mikeh says:
get....through
daniel says:
?
mikeh says:
precisely
daniel says:
you would love the informant
mikeh says:
er
daniel says:
the movie
mikeh says:
yes...
oh lotty, he of failing memory
...
...
daniel says:
have u seen it already
mikeh says:
yahuh
told you that when you told me you were seeing it
daniel says:
i forgot
well did you love it
mikeh says:
inconsistent
but good
daniel says:
ok
mikeh says:
how was the date with harold
did he make a move...or did you?
daniel says:
very funny
ive been friends with harold
for
15 years now
mikeh says:
and you never thought he'd make a move on you...until tonight?
daniel says:
you are really bored
mikeh says:
avoidance...interesting
so...
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
was he a good kisser? or
lotty this is important
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
why are you so uninteresting?
daniel says:
im dead tired
mikeh says:
harold really took it out of you huh
where did you eat?
did he pay?
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
just answer the questions
lotty?
daniel says:
(sheep)
mikeh says:
i don't understand
we're talking about homosexuality, not beastiality
unless you're changing the subject
daniel says:
(snail)
mikeh says:
that is just...wrong
what are you doing?
daniel says:
trying to open my eyelids
mikeh says:
call harold, his silky baritone will lull you into dreamland
daniel says:
(clock)
mikeh says:
clock
yes?
daniel says:
(tired)
mikeh says:
he's just a phone call away...
(phone)
daniel says:
gtg dead tired
get some sleep
mikeh says:
i'm going to post this on my blog
welcome to your granted wish!

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and that - as they say - is that.

2 comments:

  1. hahahahaa

    i laughed out loud soo much reading this
    (':

    and
    hey you need to post some photos from the tour online

    you're playing at SXSW
    and we want pictures

    k.

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  2. hey mikeh, grab the band and come down and hang out with bang bang boss kelly next time you are in bris, some old style tsv hospitality...

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