felt like this was worth blogging.

Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:36pm
Subject: quick question...

please review attachment.




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:37pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

where is the question?


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:39pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

the question is "what are your thoughts on the attachment?"
I felt that was implied.


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:42pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

implication suggests the parts you sent for me to assemble myself would yield an obvious query. this is not so. however, now having knowledge of what you were asking by sending me that clothed swine i can safely say: i am confused. pigs are not supposed to wear clothes.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:49pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

check out this cheeky fella




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:51pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

insane. his buttocks are COMPLETELY exposed.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:52pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

it's almost like his outfit is impractical.


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:54pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

like it was designed for a human and then altered slightly to fit a pig. which is proposterous.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:56pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

of course, or...is it. something strange is going on, perhaps we should both investigate further...


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:58pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

i am terribly banked up with research on stanley kubrick, and a doubled-over napping possum trapped in the window fitting in front of me as i sit at this computer is also stealing most of my usable time. i encourage you to begin our journey toward answers and i will join you shortly.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 5:10pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

i'm on it.

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