in case you can't already tell,

i'm bored. i'm in brisbane and i'm bored to death.

lotty has hassled me for a while to be mentioned on this blog (like anyone reads it). at his request, names have been changed.
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daniel says:
http://www.membersequity.com.au/personal/savings_accounts/first_home_saver.html
mikeh says:
interesting
fees?
daniel says:
not 100% sire
sure*
but 23% interest does attract me
mikeh says:
it says no account keeping fees
daniel says:
yeah
but 23% interest
is nuts
mikeh says:
haha
that curry mind of yours is ticking like big ben
daniel says:
you put in 5k you walk out with 5.850
definately
i have some news
firstly
read this
its short
http://www.seek.com.au/job/casual-b-marketing-b-work-on-campus-vic-university-students/melbourne/16342925/69/1/
haydon?
mikeh says:
looks good
you're impatient
daniel says:
yeah
so i just called the number today
turned into a 10 minute phone interview
i was successful and passed
so now they will send me some email application
later today
of which if i pass then i will get a face to face interview
mikeh says:
you are using today loosely
daniel says:
it seems like a perfect opportunity seeing that i will major in marketing
well she said yesterday
that tomorow you will receive an email
mikeh says:
obviously not going to major in "the use of today in conversation"
daniel says:
lol
oh michael
i hope i can get through
mikeh says:
get....through
daniel says:
?
mikeh says:
precisely
daniel says:
you would love the informant
mikeh says:
er
daniel says:
the movie
mikeh says:
yes...
oh lotty, he of failing memory
...
...
daniel says:
have u seen it already
mikeh says:
yahuh
told you that when you told me you were seeing it
daniel says:
i forgot
well did you love it
mikeh says:
inconsistent
but good
daniel says:
ok
mikeh says:
how was the date with harold
did he make a move...or did you?
daniel says:
very funny
ive been friends with harold
for
15 years now
mikeh says:
and you never thought he'd make a move on you...until tonight?
daniel says:
you are really bored
mikeh says:
avoidance...interesting
so...
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
was he a good kisser? or
lotty this is important
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
why are you so uninteresting?
daniel says:
im dead tired
mikeh says:
harold really took it out of you huh
where did you eat?
did he pay?
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
just answer the questions
lotty?
daniel says:
(sheep)
mikeh says:
i don't understand
we're talking about homosexuality, not beastiality
unless you're changing the subject
daniel says:
(snail)
mikeh says:
that is just...wrong
what are you doing?
daniel says:
trying to open my eyelids
mikeh says:
call harold, his silky baritone will lull you into dreamland
daniel says:
(clock)
mikeh says:
clock
yes?
daniel says:
(tired)
mikeh says:
he's just a phone call away...
(phone)
daniel says:
gtg dead tired
get some sleep
mikeh says:
i'm going to post this on my blog
welcome to your granted wish!

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and that - as they say - is that.

you're off the case, mcgonigal.

Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:36pm
Subject: Re: quick question

I dont get it, dogs cant be detectives can they? even if they could solve a crime who would they communicate their findings too? some kind of dog translator? do they even exist?

It just doesnt add up




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:39pm
Subject: Re: quick question

one case at a time, kenyon. what of the clothed swine?

felt like this was worth blogging.

Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:36pm
Subject: quick question...

please review attachment.




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:37pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

where is the question?


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:39pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

the question is "what are your thoughts on the attachment?"
I felt that was implied.


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:42pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

implication suggests the parts you sent for me to assemble myself would yield an obvious query. this is not so. however, now having knowledge of what you were asking by sending me that clothed swine i can safely say: i am confused. pigs are not supposed to wear clothes.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:49pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

check out this cheeky fella




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:51pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

insane. his buttocks are COMPLETELY exposed.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:52pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

it's almost like his outfit is impractical.


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:54pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

like it was designed for a human and then altered slightly to fit a pig. which is proposterous.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:56pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

of course, or...is it. something strange is going on, perhaps we should both investigate further...


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:58pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

i am terribly banked up with research on stanley kubrick, and a doubled-over napping possum trapped in the window fitting in front of me as i sit at this computer is also stealing most of my usable time. i encourage you to begin our journey toward answers and i will join you shortly.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 5:10pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

i'm on it.

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stay tuned.