Saturday, March 13, 2010

also:

american food is TERRIBLE. everything is greasy. buns in burgers disintergrate from the grease. doves cry from the grease. it is the worst. will not eat here.

first few days in the you ess of aye.

ben nicely drove me to brisbane airport on the 11th. we hugged, i went inside and re-packed half of my stuff into the accordian and cymbal cases. some nice virgin blue lady seemed fascinated by this and offered to move me up to an earlier flight so that's what happened. i left at 3:30pm instead of 4pm. i passed katie and adrian as i was rushing to the gate. hi and bye.

flight was fine, finished michael clayton and started cheyenne autumn. got to sydney, found my way to international. made final calls to people, got a bit of US monies. i spent the last of my AU change on a chocolate bunny that somehow found its' way into my sinuses and i spent the rest of the trip with a tissue jammed up one nostril. SEXY. the flight was surprisingly solid. i watched jennifer's body (not that great), precious (intense and great), mad max (excellent) and the men who stare at goats (not bad but not really good). the food was alright too.

we got to LA, a bit disoriented but that's alright. found our way to the american airways terminal, checked in, got on our flight to dallas. we arrived at around 12:30am on the 12th of march. that's disorienting. we found the shuttle to our hotel and headed there with allllll our gear (lots). after picking rooms jord, joe, mark, jon and i walked up the road to the service station. i had a chicken burger from whataburger (not very nice) and a whole lot of water which ruled. came back, slept.

we woke up at 12:10pm on the 12th. we were supposed to check out at midday, oops. jon and mark were driving around dallas a bit lost so we took everything downstairs and took over the foyer for a while after checking out. then we went to guitar centre and bought nothing. then we went to another guitar centre and bought...wait for it...

...a 1966 ludwig kit, silver sparkle. 2 12" rack toms, 16" floor and 22" kick. AMAZING kit. it's actually ridiculous. broke the bank a little but it's...wow. amazing. we also splashed out and bought a 1970 ludwig snare, white pearl. such an insane snare. i was in drum gear heaven. also jord bought a gibson J45. do you realise how insanely good of a guitar that is? wow. seriously. amazing. we got bags and hardware for the drums too and decided then was a good time to leave.

we then went to this place called jason's deli and had dinner. it was real nice. they gave us free stuff because we torked funny. then we drove to denton and met up with morgan who is this rad girl we're staying/not staying with (some are staying there, others at another house). we hung for a while with her and her housemates lauren and carly. i think i got their names wrong except for morgan. we headed off to the party which was at this sweet old house on a street with all these massive plantation houses. pretty much the coolest street ever.

we hung out there, had pretty sweet pizza and pretty average light beer and then went back to the houses to sleep. i slept by the door on the floor with a little blanket and it was freezing. i was freezing. it was cold. freezing. i was cold. brrrr.

woke up this morning, started reading the fountainhead by ayn rand, got 26 pages in before getting picked up by the van with everyone else. then we got really lost for like 2 hours and showed up at the house of blues late for rehearsal. we set up, rehearsed, packed up and now i'm sitting here.

tonight is mavs vs. knicks. it will be amazing and i cannot wait.

more soon.

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

in case you can't already tell,

i'm bored. i'm in brisbane and i'm bored to death.

lotty has hassled me for a while to be mentioned on this blog (like anyone reads it). at his request, names have been changed.
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daniel says:
http://www.membersequity.com.au/personal/savings_accounts/first_home_saver.html
mikeh says:
interesting
fees?
daniel says:
not 100% sire
sure*
but 23% interest does attract me
mikeh says:
it says no account keeping fees
daniel says:
yeah
but 23% interest
is nuts
mikeh says:
haha
that curry mind of yours is ticking like big ben
daniel says:
you put in 5k you walk out with 5.850
definately
i have some news
firstly
read this
its short
http://www.seek.com.au/job/casual-b-marketing-b-work-on-campus-vic-university-students/melbourne/16342925/69/1/
haydon?
mikeh says:
looks good
you're impatient
daniel says:
yeah
so i just called the number today
turned into a 10 minute phone interview
i was successful and passed
so now they will send me some email application
later today
of which if i pass then i will get a face to face interview
mikeh says:
you are using today loosely
daniel says:
it seems like a perfect opportunity seeing that i will major in marketing
well she said yesterday
that tomorow you will receive an email
mikeh says:
obviously not going to major in "the use of today in conversation"
daniel says:
lol
oh michael
i hope i can get through
mikeh says:
get....through
daniel says:
?
mikeh says:
precisely
daniel says:
you would love the informant
mikeh says:
er
daniel says:
the movie
mikeh says:
yes...
oh lotty, he of failing memory
...
...
daniel says:
have u seen it already
mikeh says:
yahuh
told you that when you told me you were seeing it
daniel says:
i forgot
well did you love it
mikeh says:
inconsistent
but good
daniel says:
ok
mikeh says:
how was the date with harold
did he make a move...or did you?
daniel says:
very funny
ive been friends with harold
for
15 years now
mikeh says:
and you never thought he'd make a move on you...until tonight?
daniel says:
you are really bored
mikeh says:
avoidance...interesting
so...
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
was he a good kisser? or
lotty this is important
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
why are you so uninteresting?
daniel says:
im dead tired
mikeh says:
harold really took it out of you huh
where did you eat?
did he pay?
daniel says:
yawn
mikeh says:
just answer the questions
lotty?
daniel says:
(sheep)
mikeh says:
i don't understand
we're talking about homosexuality, not beastiality
unless you're changing the subject
daniel says:
(snail)
mikeh says:
that is just...wrong
what are you doing?
daniel says:
trying to open my eyelids
mikeh says:
call harold, his silky baritone will lull you into dreamland
daniel says:
(clock)
mikeh says:
clock
yes?
daniel says:
(tired)
mikeh says:
he's just a phone call away...
(phone)
daniel says:
gtg dead tired
get some sleep
mikeh says:
i'm going to post this on my blog
welcome to your granted wish!

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and that - as they say - is that.

you're off the case, mcgonigal.

Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:36pm
Subject: Re: quick question

I dont get it, dogs cant be detectives can they? even if they could solve a crime who would they communicate their findings too? some kind of dog translator? do they even exist?

It just doesnt add up




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:39pm
Subject: Re: quick question

one case at a time, kenyon. what of the clothed swine?

Monday, January 4, 2010

felt like this was worth blogging.

Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:36pm
Subject: quick question...

please review attachment.




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:37pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

where is the question?


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:39pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

the question is "what are your thoughts on the attachment?"
I felt that was implied.


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:42pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

implication suggests the parts you sent for me to assemble myself would yield an obvious query. this is not so. however, now having knowledge of what you were asking by sending me that clothed swine i can safely say: i am confused. pigs are not supposed to wear clothes.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:49pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

check out this cheeky fella




Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:51pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

insane. his buttocks are COMPLETELY exposed.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:52pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

it's almost like his outfit is impractical.


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:54pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

like it was designed for a human and then altered slightly to fit a pig. which is proposterous.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 4:56pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

of course, or...is it. something strange is going on, perhaps we should both investigate further...


Sender: Michael Haydon
Time: 4:58pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

i am terribly banked up with research on stanley kubrick, and a doubled-over napping possum trapped in the window fitting in front of me as i sit at this computer is also stealing most of my usable time. i encourage you to begin our journey toward answers and i will join you shortly.


Sender: Joel Kenyon
Time: 5:10pm
Subject: Re: quick question...

i'm on it.

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stay tuned.